102 More Places To Have Sex

1.On a pier at the beach with the waves crashing under you
2.In the middle of a basketball court under the stars.
3.In the pool on a floatie.
4.In a convertible.
5.In a hummer.
6.On your couch at home.
7.In the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa at the Palms hotel in Las Vegas.
8.On a tropical beach.
9.In the honeymoon suite of a hotel.
10.On the balcony of your cruise ship stateroom.
11.On a mountain peak with cloud mist surrounding you.
12.In a kayak on a river.
13.Up against a wall in your house.
14.In a classroom on a desk.
15.In your closet.
16.In front of your web cam.
17.On a ping pong table.
18.In the stairwell of your office building.
19.In a nightclub - either in the restroom or a secluded area of the club.
20.In a lounge chair in your backyard.
21.In the middle of a group of bushes at a park.
22.On a bicycle.
23.On a riding lawn mower.
24.In an RV during a road trip.
25.In a go cart.
26.In the restroom of a moving train.
27.In the restroom of a moving greyhound bus.
28.In an airport lounge.
29.During a helicopter ride.
30.In a private jet.
31.Under a blanket during a romantic carriage ride.
32.On a golf cart.
33.On a mini golf (putt putt) course.
34.In a deserted area of a zoo - get wild like the animals
35.On the field in the middle of a stadium at night.
36.In the snow.
37.In an igloo or snow cave.
38.On your counter top - one of you sitting on it, the other standing.
39.Under a sprinkler in your yard.
40.In a deserted top row of a concert hall during a concert.
41.In an endless pool.
42.On a slip-n-slide in your backyard.
43.On an inflatable fun island in the middle of a lake.
44.On a sailboat.
45.At a ski lodge next to the fire on a plush rug.
46.In an empty subway car.
47.In a gazebo at a park in the moon light.
48.On a vibrating bed.
49.On a round, rotating bed (ala Hugh Hefner and Austin Powers).
50.On a massage chair or vibrating massage pad.
51.In a rocking chair or glider.
52.On a cliff during sunrise.
53.On a swing set.
54.In the wave pool at an empty water park
55.On a surfboard in the ocean.
56.In a jeep with the doors removed.
57.On a haunted Halloween hayride in the dark under a blanket.
58.On the grass with no blankets.
59.While snorkeling at a coral reef.
60.Under a highway overpass of a rarely used road.
61.On a tractor.
62.In the back of a semi.
63.On a park bench.
64.On a bear rug.
65.While handcuffed to your bed.
66.On a cool basement floor with a thin blanket.
67.In a library between the stacks.
68.In a corn maze.
69.At work on your bosses desk.
70.At a park on a blanket on the 4th of July while the fireworks are being shot off.
71.On a bed at a furniture store.
72.In the mud during a light rain.
73.In the foam pit at your local gymnastics academy.
74.Under the bleachers during a sporting event.
75.On a tanning bed.
76.At a ski resort in the gondola as you ride to the top of the mountain.
77.On a boat, in the middle of the lake.
78.In a jacuzzi tub filled with bubbles.
79.In a tree.
80.On top of a fire truck.
81.On the rooftop of a hotel or other building.
82.On a huge stack of pillows on the floor.
83.In the middle of an apple orchard.
84.In the middle of a pine forest on a blanket surrounded by pine cones and the fresh scent of pine.
85.Inside a butterfly house or sanctuary.
86.On a blanket at center ice of a rink.
87.On a bare waterbed mattress covered with baby oil.
88.On the hood of a sports car
89.In a coat closet at a party.
90.On a mechanical bull.
91.In your parents car.
92.Under an oversized air conditioning unit (i.e. the ones on military bases).
93.In the back row of a dark movie theater.
94.In the car while driving on the expressway.
95.In a porta potty at the fair.
96.On the deck of a cruise ship.
97.On a recliner.
98.Wearing a sombrero, slathered in refried beans and sour cream.
99.In a room full of mirrors.
100.Next to your lit Christmas tree.
101.In a phone booth.
102.In a random office building that's about to be closed or demolished.

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